The Twelve Days of Christmas “Break”

Sanchi Kalra

The many days of Christmas break expressed by Madison Hummel (’17).

On the first day of Christmas
my teacher assigned to me:
An entire break of anxiety

On the second day of Christmas
my teacher assigned to me:
2 research papers
and an entire break of anxiety

On the third day of Christmas
my teacher assigned to me:
3 presentations
2 research papers
and an entire break of anxiety

On the fourth day of Christmas
my teacher assigned to me:
4 articles
3 presentations
2 research papers
and an entire break of anxiety

On the fifth day of Christmas
my teacher assigned to me:
5 Public Speeches
4 articles
3 presentations
2 research papers
and an entire break of anxiety

On the sixth day of Christmas
my teacher assigned to me:
6 videos to see
5 Public Speeches
4 articles
3 presentations
2 research papers
and an entire break of anxiety

On the seventh day of Christmas
my teacher assigned to me:
7 take home quizzes
6 videos to see
5 Public Speeches
4 articles
3 presentations
2 research papers
and an entire break of anxiety

On the eighth day of Christmas
my teacher assigned to me:
8 lengthy lab reports
7 take home quizzes
6 videos to see
5 Public Speeches
4 articles
3 presentations
2 research papers
and an entire break of anxiety

On the ninth day of Christmas
my teacher assigned to me:
9 calculus problems
8 lengthy lab reports
7 take home quizzes
6 videos to see
5 Public Speeches
4 articles
3 presentations
2 research papers
and an entire break of anxiety

On the tenth day of Christmas
my teacher assigned to me:
10 chapters to read
9 calculus problems
8 lengthy lab reports
7 take home quizzes
6 videos to see
5 Public Speeches
4 articles
3 presentations
2 research papers
and an entire break of anxiety

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my teacher assigned to me:
11 pages of notes
10 chapters to read
9 calculus problems
8 lengthy lab reports
7 take home quizzes
6 videos to see
5 Public Speeches
4 articles
3 presentations
2 research papers
and an entire break of anxiety

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my teacher assigned to me:
12 days of studying
11 pages of notes
10 chapters to read
9 calculus problems
8 lengthy lab reports
7 take home quizzes
6 videos to see
5 Public Speeches
4 articles
3 presentations
2 research papers
and an entire break of anxiety